1.	A Collection of 'Transquips'
	2.	Aphorisms I Have Loved
	3.	DILBERT's Laws of Work
	4.	Prison vs Work
	5.	One Liners
	6.	Excuses to give to your Boss, for missing work..
	7.	Lessons Learned
	8.	Geek - Speak
	9.	Miss Manners' advice to the Jeff Foxworthy set
	10.	The Five Stages of Drinking
	11.	The Lamb vs. The Mutton Chop
	12.	Twisted Horoscopes
	13.	Star Trek Voicemail
	14.	Sanitorium Voicemail
	15.	Solutions for a small planet
	16.	Where do you want to go today ?
	17.	Not a good idea
	18.	The Gearhead Vocabulary
	19.	HE SAYS .... He Means
	20.	Soop
	21.	Subject: DPM Forms
	22.	You know it's time to get out of consulting when ...
	23.	Software Upgrade
	24.	The Space Race
	25.	A Logical Scientist